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Sex (I'm A…)

Fri Jul 9, 2010 2:02 PM EDT
health, sex, girls, taoist-sexual-practices, warrior-monk
By robertlyn-schultz

The Merging of Energies

This is funny

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Yes that is the title to a Berlin song…
But hey it fit so well with the topic at hand,
That be sexual activity,
And the being that is Me.

Sex (I’m A Celibate Male)

Those that are in the know about such things, know that I’ve been content with a sexually austere lifestyle of a Warrior/Monk (kind of thingy) for about four years now. It is no big secret, I just got tired of the whole chasing sex dealio… learning Taoist Sexual Practices from an older hippy/witchy woman did not help matters. Yes, the Sharing Energy thing works, but Hellz-Bellz for this Viking an Orgasm without Ejaculation is just not quite the same as the natural way… but then we come to (no pun intended) the whole concept of “spilling life-force” in pursuit of a few seconds pleasure is pure folly, that thought resonates with me deeply.

I can only speak from personal experience that in the past 3 years I have had 7 physical altercations with guys… and not one was a big deal and easily handled.

Oh yeah, there is something to be said for being completely independent in decision making and also not worrying about hurting someone’s feelings because one wants to speak the truth about a subject, ect…

Sex (I’m A Horn Dog)

Hey, what can I say… I still have a pulse, By the Gods!
Oh and are there some Fine Women wandering around….

Legs, Butts, and Wiggling Hips,
Slut-Stamp Tats, Kissable Lips
Lets not forget… Belly-Button Rings
…These are a few of my favorite things.

Well I guess that covers “Horn Dog” - eh?

Sex (I’m A Tempted)

Yes I’m tempted - daily! As an example: I met a very sweet and alluring girl on a bus a few weeks ago… she is still rattling around in my brainbox. Funny, That!

Temptation pulling against a freely chosen path is silliness, no?
It is not if I took a Vow, or anything along those lines.

Sex (I’m A Still Waiting)

Yeah I’m going to wait for a powerful Warrior Woman to enter the scene… Nothing wrong with “civilian” women I suppose, I just want to share energy with a woman of equal power to myself. I know that is a fairly high threshold, but I am sure there are plenty of strong warrior women that are too much for a normal mortal males to handle… an extraordinary mortal - well, such as myself, is the best match for such a woman.

Seeking Women who can Feast, Fight, Fornicate, and Hunt - Must Love Dogs
That would be the money line in any personal add I would ever place.

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robertlyn-schultz

Hey Y'all,

Well I told Missileman that I was going to write an article on this subject, and low and behold here it is! hehehe

Have a great day everyone,

Aloha

  • 10 votes
Reply#1 - Fri Jul 9, 2010 2:08 PM EDT
Spikegary

I guess I don't understand the whole fighting against what nature intended thing.......I prefer the Eastern way of thinking, sex is not only for procreation, but for mental and physical health. Good Luck-do they have a Viking/Warrior Chemistry.com kind of place?

Have a great weekend, my friend!

Aloha.

  • 9 votes
Reply#2 - Fri Jul 9, 2010 2:29 PM EDT
robertlyn-schultz

Heya Spike,

That is what Taoist Sexual Practices is all about, the discipline of seminal retention is so that the male does not lose life-force in the process of energy sharing. Supposedly with practice a man is able to achieve true multi-orgasmic transcendence in concert with his female partner. I was nowhere in that league when Donna-Wanna (because Donna always Wanna ) broke it off with me… I’d have to self-rate my talent as more of a semi-skilled amateur really.

Oh I not even actively looking for a partner in this regard right now, I guess I will leave my love-life (or lack there of) to the winds of the fates.

Trust me when I say that Mr. Happy Time (Happ for short - hehehe) has caused me enough trouble over the years. I am in no hurry to unleash the little @!$%#er (oh yeah, I should add that I have a strong idea the Happ is actually an agent of Loki - after all he has caused much Mischief and Mayhem) . :^)

May your weekend be wonderful as well, Brother.

Aloha

  • 7 votes
#2.1 - Fri Jul 9, 2010 11:48 PM EDT
Reply
maddad

i think everyone should do whatever makes them happy with as many people at one time as they choose. i am thinking the Tampa bucks cheerleaders and a penthouse suite....BMD!

  • 10 votes
Reply#3 - Fri Jul 9, 2010 2:35 PM EDT
jackjack-712749

"Tampa bucks cheerleaders and a penthouse suite" Throw in my wife and we have a party!!

Two thumbs up maddad.

  • 6 votes
#3.1 - Fri Jul 9, 2010 3:41 PM EDT
maddad

my wife is ready, the cheerleaders might take a bit of work. lol

  • 8 votes
#3.2 - Fri Jul 9, 2010 3:43 PM EDT
robertlyn-schultz

Hey Maddad & Jack-J,

Now that sounds like a good and dirty time… I like it! Hehe

Have a good’un guys,
Aloha

  • 4 votes
#3.3 - Fri Jul 9, 2010 11:49 PM EDT
Judy Ostrom

ROFL...you guys are too funny!! : )

  • 4 votes
#3.4 - Sat Jul 10, 2010 1:31 PM EDT
Reply
observer3141

You'd love the lyrics to Ethylene by John Hiatt (and maybe even the song, too); sample:

Ethylene, my Ethylene
My love for you is just obscene
My deer you dress
My fish you clean
But you are nowhere to be seen
My Ethylene

Well you could bag your limit
With a bow and arrow
Yeah you could skin a cougar in the dark
Well I thought we were walking
Down the straight and narrow
How'd we ever drift so far apart

I took my eighteen wheels
On this road to nowhere
And you disappeared right up in the hills
Like smoke up a chimney
Girl, I go there
Yeah in my dreams I visit you still

CHORUS

Now some men will drive
To the edges of nothing
So they can take a peak at the great abyss
Some men avoid love
Like it was a plague or something
So they can leave the seat down
When they piss

I miss that crocheted thing
You kept on the Kleenex box
I miss my feet
On your cold linoleum floor
Sippin hot coffee
After makin love till daybreak
Well Ethylene a fool would ask for more

  • 5 votes
Reply#4 - Fri Jul 9, 2010 2:36 PM EDT
robertlyn-schultz

Hiya Observer,

Very cool song, at least the words work well for me. I will give’er a listen in a bit.
Thanks so much for adding that here!

Have a great evening,
Aloha

  • 4 votes
#4.1 - Fri Jul 9, 2010 11:50 PM EDT
observer3141

Your prerequisites reminded me of:

"My deer you dress
My fish you clean...."

and

"Well you could bag your limit
With a bow and arrow
Yeah you could skin a cougar in the dark"

What a gal, huh?

  • 4 votes
#4.2 - Sat Jul 10, 2010 5:32 PM EDT
Perrie

"My deer you dress
My fish you clean....

Who knew you were so easy to please?

  • 4 votes
#4.3 - Sat Jul 10, 2010 11:05 PM EDT
observer3141

Hey, that's a pretty tall order for most women.

I think the maybe woman in the song is actually a figment of Hiatt's imagination...

  • 2 votes
#4.4 - Sun Jul 11, 2010 1:31 PM EDT
robertlyn-schultz

Hey, that's a pretty tall order for most women.

At least American Women... Take the Nomadic Women of the Mongolia (as an example), now there are some "field-craft wise" Women. hehehe

In Mongolia, women’s dominance of the economy and religious structures gave them power Europeans only dreamed of. They had the right to divorce and also to inherit their husband’s estate. If their husbands died they became the head of their household—a law which had political consequences...

After the death of Genghis Khan, women took up the reigns of power in three-quarters of the Mongol empire. They enjoyed rights and privileges only recently won in the West.

Mothers still whisper the legendary stories of Mongolian queens and warriors to their daughters today.

http://www.mongolia-travel-guide.com/mongolian-women.html

  • 3 votes
#4.5 - Sun Jul 11, 2010 3:01 PM EDT
Reply
jonnice2others

Nicely done:-)

  • 7 votes
Reply#5 - Fri Jul 9, 2010 2:36 PM EDT
robertlyn-schultz

Hey Jonnice2,

Thank you very much! :^)

Have a good evening,
Aloha

  • 3 votes
#5.1 - Fri Jul 9, 2010 11:51 PM EDT
Reply
Decurion_505

Seeking Women who can Feast, Fight, Fornicate, and Hunt - Must Love Dogs

Ahh, Brunnhilde, where are you?

  • 9 votes
Reply#6 - Fri Jul 9, 2010 2:38 PM EDT
robertlyn-schultz

Heya Airborne!

Oh yes… the fallen Valkyrie that Odin woke and gave to the hero Siegfried , honoring him for defeating the dragon Farfner…. Nice Reference Brother!

You do know that I have a strong idea that there is another fallen Valkry walks the earth right now? Yeppers, I am fairly certain of this.

Have a good’un Bro,
Aloha

  • 6 votes
#6.1 - Fri Jul 9, 2010 11:52 PM EDT
Decurion_505

...I have a strong idea that there is another fallen Valkry walks the earth right now

Do you know who she is, or are you keeping that "under your hat" 'til you have a run at her?

  • 3 votes
#6.2 - Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:53 PM EDT
robertlyn-schultz

Oh one of them is a very good friend o'mine... I have told her that she must have boinked a fallen warrior on the way back to Valhalla (a no-no for a Valkyrie) to end-up down here with the rest of us. She is chief butt-kicker in the household of a follow Viking - Luck man he be!

I am watching for others. :^)

  • 3 votes
#6.3 - Sun Jul 11, 2010 2:53 PM EDT
Reply
Checkmate-983933

Seeking Women who can Feast, Fight, Fornicate, and Hunt - Must Love Dogs

Ok, where do you live? lol

  • 8 votes
Reply#7 - Fri Jul 9, 2010 2:54 PM EDT
observer3141

He's in LA--I'm in Atlanta!, lol

  • 7 votes
#7.1 - Fri Jul 9, 2010 3:28 PM EDT
robertlyn-schultz

Hey Checkmate

My buddy Observer is right, well he’s close to my location… I’m actually in The OC (Santa Ana CA, to be precise) about 6 miles from the Tragic Kingdom (Disneyland). But soon I hope to be living a semi-nomadic lifestyle (more to come on that score) all across the land.

Thanks for dropping in, ;^)
Aloha

  • 6 votes
#7.2 - Fri Jul 9, 2010 11:53 PM EDT
suepson

Robertlyn...I get the whole Viking Valkyrie thing truely, however the Aloha thing keeps throwing me off, lol!

  • 4 votes
#7.3 - Sat Jul 10, 2010 11:09 PM EDT
PastNikeVet-906575Deleted
robertlyn-schultz

Hi Suepson and Missileman,

S - Thanks for stopping in and reading my ruminations.

M - Yeah... your right, but the islands are on the list! hehehe

Take care you both,

Aloha

  • 2 votes
#7.5 - Sun Jul 11, 2010 3:07 PM EDT
Checkmate-983933

You people are too far away! lol

  • 1 vote
#7.6 - Mon Jul 12, 2010 10:22 AM EDT
Reply
LifeTravler

At least you're honest. LOL In my book that counts for a whole helluva lot!

  • 9 votes
Reply#8 - Fri Jul 9, 2010 2:55 PM EDT
robertlyn-schultz

Hiya Life-T,

Well thank you kindly my friend!

Have a great weekend,
Aloha

  • 4 votes
#8.1 - Fri Jul 9, 2010 11:53 PM EDT
Reply
PastNikeVet-906575Deleted
mstanley2265

wait till Hekofawoman catches this! or a few others...An American woman with Viking ancestory and Native American? you 'd be in double dutch

  • 7 votes
Reply#10 - Fri Jul 9, 2010 4:13 PM EDT
robertlyn-schultz

Hey Mstanley,

I will keep my eyes pealed… :^)

Have a good’un,
Aloha

  • 3 votes
#10.1 - Fri Jul 9, 2010 11:59 PM EDT
Reply
Kenneth-1693406

Any port in a storm > I'll stick with soft smooth feminine type - robust athletic ones I'll leave to ? whoever prefers such - unless my ship hits the rocks LOL and a Viking etc. female appears !!

  • 6 votes
Reply#11 - Fri Jul 9, 2010 6:17 PM EDT
robertlyn-schultz

Hey Kenneth,


Any port in a storm

That be the the way of the old Slutty Robertlyn… fun yes, good for the long term… don’t really know. :^)

Hehehe

Have a good’un
Aloha

  • 3 votes
#11.1 - Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:01 AM EDT
Reply
Elaine-1503791

To me it's all about the right chemisty....and it's either there, or it isn't. We look all our lives for that person who sends electric currents through us at the very site of them, and butterflies in our stomach every time we see or think of them. Many people are more adverturous than others in the search for the right one, but when it comes down to it, finding the right partner is just magic and that person rocks our world. My wish is that everyone could know how that feels....it might even put an end to wars!

  • 5 votes
Reply#12 - Fri Jul 9, 2010 9:48 PM EDT
CL1

I have always said that too, "it's either there or it isn't." ..It's just so important to not mistake chemistry for lust. Physical, emotional, intellectual and/or spiritual attraction can be had by many - compatibility in many areas can be had by many, but chemistry appears to be a little harder to come by. It's the glue... (..That is, if someone is looking for glue and all! :) ... btw, did the girl on the bus notice you?? ... I hope you see her again; you just might end up being friends. ..I wouldn't go with the 'money line' just yet, though. ;-)

You seem pretty special, and special people need other special people in their world .. good thing they are out there!

  • 4 votes
#12.1 - Fri Jul 9, 2010 10:42 PM EDT
robertlyn-schultz

Hey Elaine & CL1,

E - Very nicely put, and oh so sweet... If only the world worked like that, eh? **sigh**

CL - Oh yes, we had a real conversation, and she instigated the writing of a very sloppy poem... Oh OK, here is the link: Stupid Lustful Poem **Ugh**

Have a great weekend you both, :^)

Aloha

  • 3 votes
#12.2 - Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:08 AM EDT
CL1

It wasn't sloppy, robertlyn, it was how you felt and the message came through. Lust, probably, but that happens. ;)

  • 3 votes
#12.3 - Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:49 AM EDT
CL1

robertlyn, I think the world can and does work that way for some. It appears that it just doesn't happen that often.

  • 3 votes
#12.4 - Sat Jul 10, 2010 2:30 AM EDT
robertlyn-schultz

Thanks for saying so CL1! :^)

  • 1 vote
#12.5 - Sun Jul 11, 2010 3:11 PM EDT
CL1

..Just my observation, and you are very welcome, kind sir. :-)

  • 1 vote
#12.6 - Sun Jul 11, 2010 3:19 PM EDT
Reply
Perrie

Sex (I'm A)

I'm a man - I'm a goddess
I'm a man - Well I'm a virgin
I'm a man - I'm a blue movie
I'm a man - I'm a bitch
I'm a man - I'm a geisha
I'm a man - I'm a little girl
And we make love together

Now you know that I couldn't miss doing that, right?

Seeking Women who can Feast, Fight, Fornicate, and Hunt - Must Love Dogs

Well, besides the the little detail that I am married, we would have made a good pair except I don't hunt.

But I do love dogs.


  • 6 votes
Reply#13 - Fri Jul 9, 2010 10:17 PM EDT
robertlyn-schultz

Heya Perrie,

Good to see you my friend.

Oh it only took 12 comments before the lyrics appeared ... Nicely done!. :^)

Well I won't hold the marriage thing against ya... but no hunting? **Gasp** hehehe

Have a great weekend,

Aloha

  • 5 votes
#13.1 - Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:11 AM EDT
Perrie

Best part of that song is it was done by a group named Berlin...

My maiden name! And my band ( The Last Resort) followed theirs on a college tour, LOL!

Alas...no hunting...but again i repeat...

I do like dogs! All kinds, too!

And we did have fun doing those vinecasts, didn't we? That should count for something!

Be seeing you!

  • 5 votes
#13.2 - Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:25 AM EDT
robertlyn-schultz

Hey Perrie,

The Vinecast! Damn I miss that show!! Yes we did have some fun on-the-air. heheeh

You do know I'm one of those Talk-Radio callers, don't you? I love to inflict my voice upon the listeners of KFI AM 640, here in the greater LA basin.

Have a good'un my friend,

Aloha

  • 1 vote
#13.3 - Sun Jul 11, 2010 3:26 PM EDT
Reply
Mista cookin mama

Mama and I are the best together. My life is complete with her in my arms and in my bed. I have had other women in my life but no one as loving and tender as she is. She is my soul mate and my partner. I worship her and would gladly lay down my life for her. I have found the person who truly makes me happy. The person that completes me. The person that I have longed for.

You can have your wild times and fantasies. I will take the true love and companionship that is the heart of our relationship. It always amazes me that I can be this happy with that one special person around you, but then that is what true love is all about.

  • 6 votes
Reply#14 - Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:20 AM EDT
Sue-715551

awwww, that's just how I feel about Doug, and even though, due to his health issues, haven't been physically intimate in quite the while, am slowly learning that intimacy Isn't just about sex.

  • 4 votes
#14.1 - Sat Jul 10, 2010 1:36 AM EDT
Samoore4

I know that feeling and remember it well..he is gone now, died in 2004 but he was the love of my life, my soulmate.

  • 4 votes
#14.2 - Sun Jul 11, 2010 5:23 AM EDT
robertlyn-schultz

Hey Mista, Sue and Samoore,

I hear what you all are saying, and it sounds great. However love like that is not in my hand, nor do I see that fact changing anytime soon.

Have a great day you three,

Aloha

  • 1 vote
#14.3 - Sun Jul 11, 2010 3:17 PM EDT
Reply
PhxAZMom

I love sex enough that I never have a single thought about whether I should be, or shouldn't be partaking. The actual "sex" is the easy part. Keeping things interesting, different, and exciting is the real work!

If my conscience bothered me it would be time for me to reevaluate the situation, and make the necessary changes. I don't think there's anything wrong with your choice, and I truly hope that it leads you to a better "you". Thanks for sharing your progress!

  • 3 votes
Reply#15 - Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:16 AM EDT
robertlyn-schultz

Hey PhxAZMom,

Thank you for stopping in and for your kind words.

You are correct about Sex being the easy part... one of the reasons I stopped "Skirt Chasing" was the lack of challenge involved. :^)

Have a great Sun's Day,

Aloha

  • 2 votes
#15.1 - Sun Jul 11, 2010 3:21 PM EDT
Reply
hoodie_81

don't know what to say...

I was once in the position to follow anywhere...was willing to...guess I wasn't Viking enough....have a great suvenior tho...

  • 2 votes
Reply#16 - Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:03 AM EDT
robertlyn-schultz

Hey Hoodie,

Well it was not the time or place... different time, different mindset, ya'know?

Yep, you sure got a hell of a door-prize in the bargin! hehehe

Hope you are feeling better, take care

Aloha

  • 3 votes
#16.1 - Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:33 AM EDT
Reply
hoodie_81

definitely!!! ;)

  • 2 votes
Reply#17 - Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:32 PM EDT
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