Yes that is the title to a Berlin song…
But hey it fit so well with the topic at hand,
That be sexual activity,
And the being that is Me.
Sex (I’m A Celibate Male)
Those that are in the know about such things, know that I’ve been content with a sexually austere lifestyle of a Warrior/Monk (kind of thingy) for about four years now. It is no big secret, I just got tired of the whole chasing sex dealio… learning Taoist Sexual Practices from an older hippy/witchy woman did not help matters. Yes, the Sharing Energy thing works, but Hellz-Bellz for this Viking an Orgasm without Ejaculation is just not quite the same as the natural way… but then we come to (no pun intended) the whole concept of “spilling life-force” in pursuit of a few seconds pleasure is pure folly, that thought resonates with me deeply.
I can only speak from personal experience that in the past 3 years I have had 7 physical altercations with guys… and not one was a big deal and easily handled.
Oh yeah, there is something to be said for being completely independent in decision making and also not worrying about hurting someone’s feelings because one wants to speak the truth about a subject, ect…
Sex (I’m A Horn Dog)
Hey, what can I say… I still have a pulse, By the Gods!
Oh and are there some Fine Women wandering around….
Legs, Butts, and Wiggling Hips,
Slut-Stamp Tats, Kissable Lips
Lets not forget… Belly-Button Rings
…These are a few of my favorite things.
Well I guess that covers “Horn Dog” - eh?
Sex (I’m A Tempted)
Yes I’m tempted - daily! As an example: I met a very sweet and alluring girl on a bus a few weeks ago… she is still rattling around in my brainbox. Funny, That!
Temptation pulling against a freely chosen path is silliness, no?
It is not if I took a Vow, or anything along those lines.
Sex (I’m A Still Waiting)
Yeah I’m going to wait for a powerful Warrior Woman to enter the scene… Nothing wrong with “civilian” women I suppose, I just want to share energy with a woman of equal power to myself. I know that is a fairly high threshold, but I am sure there are plenty of strong warrior women that are too much for a normal mortal males to handle… an extraordinary mortal - well, such as myself, is the best match for such a woman.
Seeking Women who can Feast, Fight, Fornicate, and Hunt - Must Love Dogs
That would be the money line in any personal add I would ever place.





